I just turned 31. My wife (whom I love) has more medical problems than Job. I currently am rebooting my career and work as a server. I want to run my own business one day. I’m a tech geek. And I love (mostly losing) local sports teams.Tumblr (3.0; @project-matt)http://project-matt.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/852a44fcea0662aa5698ffb548ce2ba6/tumblr_mn3rhbMjKz1qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/sOZmo">New details on redesigned next-gen iPad emerge</a><br/> Brad Reed, <a href="http://flip.it/sOZmo">bgr.com</a></p> <p>It’s never surprising when Apple decides to make new versions of its products lighter and thinner than earlier models but a new report from <i>Digitimes</i> suggests that the company could really outdo itself with the fifth-generation iPad.…</p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50910180699http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50910180699Mon, 20 May 2013 11:10:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18ee6c9f800d836600ca13148fadf508/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75b20e2d7302a74cf84e9e43efe558ac/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/333f60654176723b69394723e7684ef3/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/321b815732e64dd8dc83fe6e7f712def/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f23b0c5693b4ac9042e14a66c7cb0e2/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca9603911451acdb3383cc1538579b/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a0901a43a1b3302360dafa0f7ce486f/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cba0ba119c32614d621e0545ef306666/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd2389349f5f905807936f0fcd6b3b4/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4b4f7dcba3a9ac8a836e44687cb8510/tumblr_mn2ywmRe2i1s5pi4io10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexzannder.tumblr.com/post/50886002169/posted-a-star-wars-thing-and-thought-u-could-use">alexzannder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Posted a Star Wars thing and thought, u could use some more on ur dashes… Thanks to jaggedlens for some of these and of course got some from TheChive</p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50891627727http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50891627727Mon, 20 May 2013 02:49:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5dfe80c8d342a4cbdbc9ae7589a1730/tumblr_mn0qb0Eede1rthvd6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50891561041http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50891561041Mon, 20 May 2013 02:48:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e8ab2dbbcb073f8581d30f2572738aa/tumblr_mn10vqwn171qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/MmTMF">We calling this one “Crazy Eyes” Padmes new crew.</a><br/> bad_sith_wolf, <a href="http://flip.it/MmTMF">instagram.com</a></p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50784280876http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50784280876Sat, 18 May 2013 23:40:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1d21772c05b7d4854676644277bb329/tumblr_mmva7h904u1rcje7vo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://geekadget.tumblr.com/post/50541746081/talk-of-independence-day-sequels-continue-david" class="tumblr_blog">geekadget</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/Mr7oX">Talk of Independence Day sequels continue</a><br/> David Konow, <a href="http://flip.it/Mr7oX">tgdaily.com</a></p> <p>You would have thought that with the incredible success of Independence Day that there would have been at least one sequel by now, but there’s only recently been any serious talk of one.read more</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t wait for this, but the key phrase in the article was that “we’re coming up on 20 years since ID4 came out”… makes me feel so old…</p></blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50560534733http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50560534733Thu, 16 May 2013 01:51:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4187688bdd1d99541872129260a57e7/tumblr_mmqpy4fBZG1qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/152sF">Chrysler recalls 468,700 Jeep Grand Cherokees, Commanders over rollaway risk</a><br/> Jonathon Ramsey, <a href="http://flip.it/152sF">autoblog.com</a></p> <p>Chrysler has issued a recall covering a combined 469,000 units of the 2005-2010 Jeep Grand Cherokee and the 2006-2010 Jeep Commander (inset). Of that number, 295,000 are in the US, roughly 33,000 in Canada and Mexico and the remainder in other…</p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50341807699http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50341807699Mon, 13 May 2013 10:08:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/096ab0b2ef123811ddd250833adb0f28/tumblr_mmo4d8UpIX1qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50225315635http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50225315635Sun, 12 May 2013 00:27:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31qwsL4BU1qmzgmao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to do this! #WaterSlide</p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50014024838http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/50014024838Thu, 09 May 2013 10:41:53 -0400Water Slide<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f087f5327cf3f3b2af11833e15eca64/tumblr_mm7dqvt2AU1qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For Tomato, Mozzarella & Basil I look past my normally very stringent no “healthy” food policy!</p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/49488684613http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/49488684613Thu, 02 May 2013 23:30:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e479f7a0b7d833307f9d9963b410aa2c/tumblr_mlqtfckHfE1rv6ufko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48758420374http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48758420374Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:01:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ca1cec3e34e05be54e4721dde928dc5/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efe04788853a9391963d705101f77251/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/028476eec6efa0daf6881024770b92cc/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e83aec9c352f77ebb146c010d892fd6/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a29d773c960eceab1abcff06344bf3d/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4b4e69bf4f08f0b77a350d8732789a4/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91081344cdbd489c5c2e2f76db094022/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48676798742http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48676798742Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:41:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37b6cb5761d57acdfe5e31201f8603e9/tumblr_mlo4nfLs9O1qhxpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/cHuiE">#CISPA is a bill that just passed in the house that would allow private companies which include Facebook, twitter, amazon, ect to share your private info with the government without a warrant, your consent it permission. SOPA failed, PIPA failed and this bill needs to die as well #StopCISPA</a><br/> basedcalvincandie, <a href="http://flip.it/cHuiE">instagram.com</a></p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48624071076http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48624071076Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:59:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d53640cbe4b2c021f1b50cb1c8c179b6/tumblr_mlesomXl8Z1s14aeuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48598856009http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48598856009Mon, 22 Apr 2013 03:06:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f31dde8655c33986e6d433751a9bb95/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2373316de355d57897cbea2231b16cdb/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cd0bbee21c025cf604dc9726f9e224a/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2de82c1c49308a7760148c01d5da7b1d/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5085eb2e2c4f20af2cd0a3c3655f996d/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5c003c4a27b6e43431ecb36dbd1eed7/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57fb3daa6c879cd8267ea28c557b4930/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bfdab1292857fa9f79b7410addc3dee/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Technically, I never lied.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48596365923http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48596365923Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:03:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ae96f1fc288988d281766bc765cbb17/tumblr_mlkcgbFKNz1s14aeuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48543317798http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/48543317798Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:23:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35d8b7edbf30a6d9f4474e0dd858502b/tumblr_ml4oymxEh21qdxa8to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Luke, “I’m your Daddy”… #StarWars </p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788351393http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788351393Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:33:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/571a20267aee58add7127a0652887634/tumblr_mkp2i9P7691qfrov6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c40073dc940f666429b26d156116f9d8/tumblr_mkp2i9P7691qfrov6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/413e4ac00d00e4535fa74c118fa0371e/tumblr_mkp2i9P7691qfrov6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e31bb33954634348db1077c4b3c983bb/tumblr_mkp2i9P7691qfrov6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.pxlbyte.com/post/47041660874/noir-nintendo-controllers">pxlbyte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://pxlbyte.com/art/stylish-film-noir-nintendo-controllers-by-rob-soto/">Noir Nintendo Controllers</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788296408http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788296408Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:32:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0cd0765e88b8fd9755f8bfda346b8bc/tumblr_ml4zxmX5UA1rhh806o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Welcome to Hyrule</span></p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788274051http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47788274051Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:32:30 -0400<a href="http://ow.ly/jSvXW">Erythromelalgia Update</a>: <p>Just a short update on Tracey’s Erythromelalgia…</p> <p> <img alt="" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/wgeOQy_HaMwlMOpPaF3bU8xSk88F3bi4yqRyxksYUkQ5jFzUlEoJVofDjiQFIMa-yHVBqgqArLzEbXU54xe1PU71vHP6umo2dg8JNy301mKAV8NOqtqDslj5Ng"/></p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47520706839http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47520706839Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:15:00 -0400CureEMEMerythromelalgiaBurning FeetBurningFeetPainFireGire On Fire<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oKGerjB-d1w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Human Chair Scare Prank - Hidden Man (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKGerjB-d1w&feature=share">ucmagic</a>)</p>http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47468675487http://project-matt.tumblr.com/post/47468675487Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:05:02 -0400FunnyPranks